Ultimate Fashionboy Lady Gaga Penis

Miggel and Lady Gaga broke up last night, she admit that she's a Hermaphrodite.

It's unbelievable but he showed me this footage and she really got a fucking penis. That explains a whole lot... why he only got the fuck her when he was wasted as hell or under influence of all kinds of other shit.

Anyways.... here's the footy. I'm sorry about this happening Miggel, you'll get over it. I still love u.


Peace!!

Ultimate Fashionboy Iphone Nigguh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is what happens when you get an iphone.... you start loving them apps so much that you'll turn mental. Look at this dude, look how much he enjoys it, if he had a real blaster shit would go so wrong.


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Ultimate Fashionboy HOODSHIT SUNDAYS

This weeks Hood Shit Sundays didn't really look like anything would happen, everyone was so hungover in the park. Quiet as shit... all staring in front of us, wondering who broke the fucking glass.

That is until Miguel started skating the big ledge and when the camera pops out the animo goes up. Finally some action.

Bs Smith

Back Nose

Toothless Maineeeeeeeeeee

Bigflip weetjehhhhhh

Crooks

180 ss 5-0

It looked like a wrap for the whole day, so this was fucking it?? No cruising through Holland and act all tough with the whole click?? No demolishing a park and leave it behind like crap..........

After 10min of brainstorming and thinking real real hard, Marcel and Top agreed on rolling down to Katwijk to skate sum streetspots and the park they got over there. Once again Marcel fixed his dad's pimp car and it was on!

I proudly present y'all the only streetspot that we skated that night... Bobbi "killed" it hahahahhaha and if you look good, you can see sum Newport smoke in the picture :D
Ok so the streetspots did not work out that great, luckily the skatepark was just around the corner for us.

Marcel showed his respect to the graff with some yellow snow.


This random biker dude was there too with 2 of his friends, you could tell that he was the ripper of em all. He was the only one that was kinda showing off in front of the camera. So i asked him to pose for sum pics for on this blog. Everyone deserves a chance.

Wrong autofocus... stupid marcel shoes.

Air over the fence and the lill grass gap behind it.

Representing old Kenzy yo!!!

Hahaha look at Youri's smile.... Tell Sell commercials brainwashed my ass. I had to listen to BA :(

Steve's photo skills... Nollie shove-it

11:15 PM, we were all done with. And right before we were all about to hop in the cars and leave Youri and Dave came with this killer idea to make a gangster shot with us standing in front of the cars hahahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PEACE!!
Throwing em gangster signs :D

Ultimate Fashionboy Langeraar

Since the boys came back from their roadtrip to Barcelona, sum of em are giving everyone a hard fucking time by not wanna skate "park" anymore. It's all about the "street" now.

I can't blame em, all i do is take pictures. So when you enter the park and you see em all laid stretched out on the grass with them long horse faces, you know what time it is. Someone has to hussle a car and drive em to sum street spots so they can poop out the devil that's stuck inside.

When you offer them the opportunity to go somewhere they pick out "Langeraar".... fine with me.
A small redneck village with a blackness population of 2%, Steve and his mom :D hahahahahahah. How the hell he ended up living there is still an unsolved mystery for many of us,this case is filed as an X-File.

This session took like 5 minutes, where we spend 3 minutes of it eating our french toast hahahaha. We got kicked the fuck outa there.... for what i can remember, someone broke the glass the last time we were there :D

Poor Steve got 2 tries to skate this stairset, i just wanted to shoot it cuz of the environment. The last option that was open was to skate the most holy place on earth, the church stairs. Jezus would never fux with no-ones balls.

Langeraar got "mad" spots everywhere, you can cross this village within 10minutes by car, so imagine sum. If your tired of skating the same spot the whole time, all you have to do is look around you and use your imagination.

I'm happy the boys had a good time. Thanks for the moneyshots.
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Ultimate Fashionboy MUSIC REQUEST

In association with Nigguh Steve, he requested this song for on the blog. Don't ask me why... Miguel said on instant messenger yesterday "Steve wants this song on the blog"

I can't discuss Steve's needs, he's one of the few nigguhs in the crew. Their real rare to catch just like Pokemon. I better be nice to him before he kills me, stabs me, who the fuck knows what this dude is capable of.

As long as he keeps making em money-shots for me it's ALL GOOD :D

Dela - "Chill (Lark Chillout Mix)" Ft. Large Pro


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Ultimate Fashionboy SALAH EDIN NEW VIDEO

Salah Edin the most vicious and notorious rapper in this country dropped a new video this week. For the readers that know their history good, y'all recognize the name Salah Edin so y'all know where it's from and who he was back back in the days. For the gamers among us... who finished the game Assassins Creed knows who you have to kill at the end of the fucking game.

This was just a small intro of his name, not to mention the tracks that he drops nor the videos that he shoots. Signed with the biggest rap label in Holland "Top Notch" and the thing i'm the most proud off, he's from the 0172.... yeah son, our hometown.

When dutch rappers or artists shoot videos you can recognize the dutchness of the videos instantly when you see em on tv or on the internet, their always fucking cheap, directed on low low budgets and it's just corny ass hell. But this video is REALLY impressive and i'm NOT overreacting.

This shit looks good as hell son, only Salah Edin can pull something like this off. I proudly present to y'all: Salah Edin's Latest Video, Tfoe ft. Seyfu.



Thanks for the info Dj Shawty, i appreciate it.
Keep me posted

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Ultimate Fashionboy Bulletproof Tastic

My nigguh Tastic is a selfmade comic hero, not to mention that he loves DC comics and x-men comic books, but no one can lay a finger on his ass. It's like he got a shield wrapped around him... it's crazy.

On his trip to Suriname he was swimming in some random lake not knowing that it was packed with Piranhas, for your information: Piranhas are not fishes that go out hunting in the sea all solo... HELL NO!! their like bitch-ass-nigguhs, they come in groups bigger that 50, attack your sweet ass and eat you till there's nothing over except for a couple of louzy bones.

But Tastic... fuck no, he killed em... all 49 of em, he saved one for a proving picture, be warned: This picture may be shocking for most people but i'm willing to post this shit on here! Y'all have to see how bulletproof my nigguh Tastic is. I feel safe when i walk through school with Tastic next to me, he's strapped 24/7

BRAAA BRAAA KEMPI!!!

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Ultimate fashionboy New video's son

It’s summer holiday, you wake up at at least 1 o’clock, still hangover, not feeling like moving your legs back and forth all day while you’re riding on your shitty piece of wood. So what do you do? Well, let’s say you’re not gonna be a lazy asshole like yours truly and lay in bed all day except for when it’s time the smoke up the herbs, but let’s go watch some beautiful skateboard motion pictures. Grab some popcorn (or in my case, a big cup of coffee, a ‘tosti’ and some cigarettes) and enjoy the new Powell and Transworld Video.

The new Transworld video kills it, as usual. Same story as always, grab some random skaters who are THE shit right now, let them tour together, make some nice shots of city sights, horizons and homies having a good time and combine that with a killer friends part and hoppa! , a new Transworld video is born.

The Powell video is already a couple of months(?) old, but came to my attention just days ago. For the ones as skeptic about a Powell video as me (the first thing I thought about when I heard the word Powell was pink spandex shorts an leopardsskinprinted shirts), you gotta see this shit. None of the names of the guys in this video sounded even familiar to my ears, but every one of the guys amazed me. Absolute banger.

right foot forward from igor kajpust on Vimeo.

Ultimate Fashionboy RVCA skate promo montage

Featuring a full part from everyone's favorite skater, Leo Romero. Also, a team montage from the whole RVCA team, with highlights from RVCA AM's; Nestor Judkins, David Reyes & Julian Davidson.

Featured skaters -
Leo Romero, Kevin "Spanky" Long, Josh Harmony, Cairo Foster, Austin Stephens, Ed Templeton, Keegan Sauder, David Reyes, Nestor Judkins & Julian Davidson

I still can't cop a copy online.. maybe my search skills have left me, i know Bobbi got a new fucking video that he still has to put online haha.

Without further ado, I give you the RVCA promo!

Ultimate Fashionboy Ed Templeton on ESPN

Daaaaaaamn! Tempster’s big time. That’s right, kiddies! The Tempster has done it all, and now add a fun little docu-video on ESPN to the list. Check it out, right here, or go even further down and click the link for the full effect. For the peeps who have no idea who the Tempster is, he's the major owner/CEO/co-founder of the board company "Toymachine" Ed has been in the game for so long.

He really deserved this documentary on ESPN, as he explains in the very beginning, he's not just a skateboarder... he's a multifunctional muhfucker in this game. Having his own company, being an artist and pro-boarder + he has to take care of the whole crew that he basicly sponsors. Anyways, watch the documentary... it's fun



For the rest of the action on Ed go to the link below.
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Ultimate Fashionboy "Gang of Fourstar" trailer

The eurotrip that the fourstar crew did, it's just a trailer but it's a gnarly one son.

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Ultimate Fashionboy The complex Soundboard: Click on it

Click on it!!!!!

Whether it’s something hilarious a rapper said in a video, or a classic line from our favorite TV show, a majority of the Complex office is wasted spent quoting the most favorite lines and catchphrases. That’s they put together this little bundle of fucking awesomeness called The Complex Soundboard, yep, it’s a fully embeddable, interactive collection of the illest, funniest, and most memorable sound bites from a diverse group of celebrities that includes Bill O’Reilly, Bizzy Bone, Jim Jones…and Jim Jones…and Jim Jones. Crank the speakers, get your clicker-finger ready, and prepare to terrorize your cubicle-mates (or fuck up your school library). Soundboard burial!