Saturday, May 30, 2009

Ultimate Fashionboy LOOK FOR THE DIFFERENCES

Told you this kid could fly and he land this trick 1st try

Ultimate Fashionboy #4


After school i went straight home, grabbed my camera... put on some fashion deodorant, tried to make a couple of phone calls to figure out who is in kenzy, with no luck, so i hooked-up with MAATJEEEEEEEE. You'll hear more about this dude in a moment.

When we arrived in kenzy.. there was no one.. prrrrrrt prrrrrrrrrrt... but then i saw it and kinda smell them too.


The waddie-boys!!!!! look at them... how ugly they are... drinking beer all day n shit... stealing my altamont privleges.... hahahahahaha nahh we got love for them!! They sometimes pay us money to hang out with them :D

Also some guys from Rotterdam... i have seen em before and they skate gnarly... for example.
Fs-Smith of the bigass handrail... he had it first try but i missed that shot, 2nd try will work.
Grab some air now that he is in our lovely skatepark :)

Later on that night, Miguel, Cas and Wasbeer felt like showing off on the ledge.....

And specially for Wasbeer.... his fs-nosegrind.. cause he was crying the other day for it.. weeweerweeeee

Ultimate Fashionboy #3

A new week, a new economic plan to sell, washingtonpost.com

How the f*ck did i end on this website?? stupidity?? or the fact that my mom is still making my coffee and my brains are still on "non-functioning, just woke up". I blame both...... ughhh every time when i'm reading (that is when i'm trying too) and i see "economic" i get this weird kinda diarrhoea..............

WHOAAAA hold on.... i had to look this stupid word up on the internet cause i had no idea how you would spell "diarree" in english... diarrhoea??? WTF??

Ok anyways, the whole deal around this "crisis" is that's it's all bullshit.... some dumbass came up with a economic crisis and guess what.. the dumbest spiecies on this planet, called; homosapiens, fell for it. If 25% of the united states is retarded, i bet atleast 65% of the whole world is retarded, 10% is homeless and is hooked-on crack.....(within that 10%, 7% is from india) and the other 25% may god bless them :D

You wanna hear my opinion about the financial crisis?? Prolly not, but this is my blog NANANA,

HAHAHAHAHAAH hollands most gnarliest whore ever.... see... Economic crisis = Kim Holland

I wanna tell y'all something, something real important. Not all my homies skate, some of em make music... and not on a amateur level. You think that if i roll with guys that skate this hard, i would roll with amateur rappers... HELL NO... you deserve a slap in the face for thinking like that!!! How dare you.....

You see them 2 guys standing in the middle?? of course you do... on your left, the happy Chinese dude (HE AIN'T NO CHINESE MOTHERFUCKER) he's from Indonesia. Meet "Mr Alan Lie aka Dj Liemanatik aka Alaap". He makes beats, but not with his hands but with his mind.... he calls it sum like "Instant liemition" i don't fucks with that shit man..... and you got on his right "Mr Joost aka Mr Drips" this dude raps English and Dutch... that's 2 total different languages.. how you gon do that??? and y'all haven't even heard his swaggerish accent..... pfffffffffffft. Well by the time i'm gonna be one Blogspot whore y'all can sing every line of his songs along.


The fact that a dude can't multifunction is soooooo true... i know my girlfriend goes at me everytime like "Yooooo YOOOOOOO" she can even pull out a 1000euro's and i'm still drooling till i'm done sending my text message. See this is why a dude can't drive and call at the same time.... but ohhhhboyyyyyy, does "Steebo aka Steeb Tastic aka Tastic aka Nigger boer uit ter aar" turn this fact into a 100% reality... hahahahahahahahaha
And that's not all folks... he's having hustles on pretty high level... he has one incredible flow, comes up with punchlines what makes your brain work... and he know how to play the game.



For real... in the near future stay tuned for them... i got their backs a 110% and i'll make sure their shit will get pushed HARD.. GHAARDDDDDDDDDDD

Ultimate Fashionboy HOOD SHIT SUNDAYS

Cas always shows up with new shit!!! and you know some people get addictive faster to shit than other people. I'm not talking about drugssss MMMMMkaayyyyyyy, But with the lastest hypes hahaha

First he shows up with SKATEMAFIA!!! man i bet he knows every episode incl the songs, sometimes he even knew the tricks by hard... sounds creepy to me. But ok, we have to have peace with it.

Now it's the BERRICS, butteryass mondays. He even stopped watching porn and switched to the berrics. For real, he gave his bangbros password to me.

Shit i'm definently an ass person, i prever a huge butt.... by far. I'm happy my gf got a nice fucking ass (i hope she won't read this son, i have act gangster nahmean)
Anyways, the pic messedup my attention and all i could think off were here nice boobies.

So yeah!! Skatemafia Saturdays, Butteryass Mondays!!
FUCK IT, HOOD SHIT SUNDAYS son
Trust me this shit will be HUGE, inspired by hood nigguh steve, here is the first photo-episode of HOOD SHIT SUNDAYS

Steve: Fs-noseblunt
Hahahaha sorry steve, had to post this one homes :D

Miguel: Fs-Overcr

I know you wasn't expecting shit like this, get used to it, we ain't no suckers!! we skate hard son.
Ask Tjerry, he's one of the oldschool kenzy members. (kenzy has been going on for generations, we have strict expectations and rules if you wanna enter the crew) That's how we roll and that's why Alphen a/d Rijn (0172) is ours!! *evil laughhhhhh*

Tjerry acting all tough with his camera, witch is better than my camera.... :(
Hahaha, ready for some more HOOD SHIT???
Miguel: Fs-feeble
Miguel: His worst nightmare ever.... fs-50-50
Steve: Bs-feeble, you have to be black to pull off a bs-trickMiguel: Cleeeannnnnnnnn fs-feeble

Steve: Cleannnnnn bs-cr

The boys like playing hard, and ever since the camera got in the game, they feel waay more motivated to pop tricks than usual. This can mean 2 things.
a: They are soooooo camera horny b: This might be a nice beginning of getting some hookups/sponsors
Prolly sounds soooooooo lame and sooo childish, but don't forget. Were kenzy and we always manage to get our shit done through hookups/networking

Time for the ledge son

Steveeeeee: Fs- nose
Steve: Fs 5-0
Steve: Bs-cr

Steve: Hooooodddsshiiiittttt fs nose

Trust me this shit is worthy to push, if you like it, leave a comment. Check out every sunday HOOD SHIT SUNDAYS with the KENZY members.

Pics of the day:

Ultimate Fashionboy TOP edition

What y'all call in the states Carnival we call KERMIS!! Lallalalauualalalalalaaaaa
What y'all call rednecks we call SJONNIES!! LALALALalalalLAlalauauauauaaaaa

Everytime (and that is never) when we go to the kermis... they play this song:
"Were flying HIGHHHHHHHH were flying HIGHHHHH up on the skyyyyy"



I hope y'all remember the track hahahahahaahahahaha
This kinda reminds me of Top, the lill dude is by far 2 heads shorter than i am, but he has one killer doses of whoopass in him and he know how to pull off some airtime.

I kinda missed the last shot, a bit sloppy but you can't blame me.. if you try to be a pro photographer in 4 days this is what you get haha.

Maybe a miniramp session will heal the wounds of missing the last shot??
Enough with low shit... except for the stall on the fence.. that shit is nuts.. you have to see it with your own eyes. If he mislocks mannnnnnn we have to holla to the dutch 911

AIRTIME BITCH!!!!!!
Owh since you didn't know, Top skates demo's too... Holla for info hahahaha
He even scared the kids away... go away punks!! my territory :D
Hmm enough with the low crap!!!