Saturday, June 6, 2009

Ultimate Fashionboy TASTIC IMPORTANT!!!

Shit is finally getting of the ground. A couple of days ago me and my nigguh Tastic were chillin at school, making our daily reports what we always finish the last day. And all of a sudden i see this look on his face what is real rare, so he starts off by whispering in my ear "I have to show you something son" so my natural reaction was like.. fuck yeah!! you got some weed??

And then he showed it to me!!


Ok from now on.. it's real important to read and read carefully. If this thing goes like we have it all planned out. We gon have 5G's to get some hood recording supplies.
Mr Tastic got a e-mail from Paradiso that he is on the "Grote Prijs van Nederland" SHIIIT he got in.. This shit is hot yo, people are finally getting to hear his voice and what he has to say. And if you ask me, the only competition he has is Fotosynthese. "Grote Prijs van Nederland" is a rap competition what's going on every year. Some big names in the scene won this and their making GOOD money now. So this is an oppertunity that's just unbelievable. I think i'm even more excited that Tastic is about this. The future actions and impact of this is gon be MAJOR!! for real. I have alot of faith in it son.

This goes out to the boys!! we all know how to party and how we handle shit if we gon set a statement. Y'all know how we destroyed Jimmy Woo. We have to have our Bro's back.
Thursday 11th of June, in Den Bosch. He has to battle against 4 other rappers. What in my opinion is a piece of cake, the cheapest kinda cake you can get as well. Tastic's skills go beyond people's expectations. From day one when i met this kid i noticed he had something special going on, after chillin with him and getting to know him better, even sharing a bed together and roll with his hustle's i can say one thing. With the crew behind his back.... there is no stopping us.

I remember someone told me over the phone "Your friends ain't next level shit to qualify for De Grote Prijs" BULLSHIT!! in your muhfucking face bitch. What goes around comes around, and for everyone that ever doubted us or didn't listin to us. This is the first sign of TOO LATE suckers!!

KENZY!! i expect y'all t be there thursday. That is my least expectation! No jokes, no bullshit excuses. WE HAVE TO BE THERE COSTS WHAT COSTS. It's not just for Tastic it's for all of us!
1love PEACE!!

Friday, June 5, 2009

Ultimate Fashionboy late night session

Later that same night all the guys got all hyped-up and decided to orgy the quarterpipe. She got raped like a duck. We live in duck country and when the pairing season arrives shit hits the fan. If y'all didn't know... duck chicks get raped.. and hard!! That's their way of having sex.. i guess??
I have to tell you, the shit looks sooo horrible, i give you one hint... if you EVER see it happen, don't use your imagination.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Oke, enough about this dumb subject.
Quarterpipe-bitch time.


We have our own personal chick ducks as well, look at them drinking cheap beer





Yeah you see this real good son, it's an oldschool board. And noooo, he wasn't just trying it out, this is his ride. Don't hate... see if you can pull this shit of.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5-0 to fakie


Bs Smith

Who is this dude?????

Hahaha thnx mate ;)


Bs smith





He's holding the moon


This one goes out to Red... he noticed it from the beginning hahaha LINE UPPPPPPPPPP!!!
LINE UP BITCH!!!!! Peaceee
KENZY, btw for the waddy boys, y'all owe us some money son!!

Ultimate Fashionboy #9

A couple of days ago i hooked up with one of my boys from the far suburbs. He's a cool kid, still a youngbuck but he sure knows how to represent himself on such an early age. Not that 17 is young, when you turn 18 here you can go get your own stash at the coffeeshops, it's not like the states where you have to be 21 (haha). He took the ghetto-bus was here a half an hour later and the first thing he asks me is: Has anyone ollied the manny-box yet.... ehhhh not that i know of??
He was willing to try :D

For them people who have no idea who this kid is?? shiiiiiit who remembers the day when the fat kid "Jeffrey" went back home and brought with him his older brother and a couple of fucking dogs.Y'all remember the whole commotion back then?? if you were standing on right side of the park on the bank, you saw a whole army of lill kids heading towards the park. Shit looked lika a bad steven spielberg movie. Attack of the midget clones. Shit looked awful, the whole "veen" crew was send the fuck home, HOLLAAAA. Except for Menno, some other dude and Tim who stayd and deserved their respect.

Ollie over the box


Bs-flip

Hahaha big homie Jasper dropped by to join me with the photoshoot.
JUSTIN GETS HIS 15 MINUTES OF FAME!!!!

Back to the mennomannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Fiddy Fiddy

Nosegrind

Damn racoonboy noticed i wasn't shooting any of his damn trick.. so he pulled of something i have NEVER seen before.. he named it something like a Michael Jackson grind or sum like that..
I don't know son, but i know for damn sure his legs are getting real close to MJ.
Ultimate move

360flip

360flip

Dumbass storm, what was going through your head son?? kickflip soo easy?? hell no look at the damn distance boy!! if you read this... this is the exact reason why your heel is all fuckedup now haha. Although you didn't land it. You really earned your spot with this picture man.

At the end of the day, i had to give it up for this lil dude over here, Top allready told me. This kid learns so fast!! I had to see it with my own eyes first...

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Ultimate Fashionboy Miggel's love

Now if your a dude, we all have one thing in common. Porn fucking rocks... see my homeboy Miggel is one of them people who enjoys life so f*cking hard. He knows like a champ where you can get em 0,5L cans of beer for the cheapest price. He even mentioned it just now before he left D's crib. Six 0,5L cans of Amstel for 2,80 euro's. (I'll keep it in mind for 2morrow son)


Look at his smile, isn't that a smile that makes you wonder, what the fuck is going through his head. WELL PEOPLE!! i got it all figured out. I know the one thing that Miggel loves more than he's precious beer nor his skateboard. Lady Gaga.

He always plays it of as a joke but we all know he gets a hard one from her. Miggel i promise you, if her smelly stripper ass showes up in holland, we stand together front line to shove some crappy 5 euro bills up her nasty string.

I came pass this song what gave me the inspiration to write this. Thnx for the inspiration bro :D.
PEACE

Ultimate Fashionboy how to make CRACK

I knew the internet was full of shit, but i had no idea there was a tutorial how to make crack.
Shit goes beyond my wildest fantasies hahahahahahahaha.

Watch and learn son.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Ultimate Fashionboy MOVIE TIME

We have the damn camera's now, all we need is some goodass camera's with a 700euro fisheye.
Who's down to sponsor us sum? Watch the movies and if you still ain't convinced... pffftt bitchassness. Hahaha

Oldschool windowsmoviemaker edited movies son, haha lucky me with my fashion mac.





Add em to your favourites, don't hate.
PEACE

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Ultimate Fashionboy 4Q Conditioning

I told y'all about homeboy Youri a couple of posts back here. Before i really got to know him i asked him why he had this picture of a custom bike on his a.nu profile and he looked at me and replied: Dude.. i'm gonna have my OWN custom bike shop one day, i love choppers and custom bikes. He made his point in one sentence, that's a real hard thing to do for most people but he did it.

He also got his own special swagger and steez going on, you know them people who rock brands you never heard of. The exclusive "only on the internet available" shit. You recognize them in a flash if you know what i mean. I thought i was updates about the lastes fashion going on but Youri showed me something i had never seen before.

Yeah son, 4Q Conditioning, i had no idea what it was... but since Youri told me all about it and showed me the stuff they make, he really earned his street-creds here. It's Max Schaaf's own brand and the 4Q stands for "Fuck You" (he told me this like an hour ago haha).

Since he knows the difference between exclusive and swagger exclusive, look what he got to show off with.
Open the picture and read the right corner...

Don't be an ass and start buying shit to be a part of something, just be yourself and good things will happen to you too. Like i said, Youri is the type of kid that i would carry on my shoulder, and i'm prolly not the only one who thinks like that.

1 love. PEACE!

Ultimate Fashionboy #8 (Katwijk)

I'm not even up for an hour, still sitting in my boxers behind my computer and my blackberry starts ringing... It's marcel: "Yo i got my dad's car ready to roll, you in??" Fuck yeah. We drop by the skatepark and pick up big homie Miguel with his oldschool board. I try to call hood Steve, to see if he's still in the suburbs or in downtown Alphen and ohyeahh i got lucky, let's pick his black ass up too.

Up and atom, were on our way....................


Arriving at the skatepark we see some guys bombing the city... nice guys, nice art.. they deserve a spot on here. I promised em to give em the link to this blog but i totally forgot is.. so guys if you ever read this, my bad.


At the skatepark we walk into some old friends of top, so now you know he's gonna be one happy thai. He found some guys to skate with :D hehe


In katwijk you see alot of German tourists.. this kid here was 8 years old ans he skated badass for a lil scum his age. Owh and he smoked cigars aswell.. WTF!!!





Bs-180 over the rail


Fs-180 over the rail


Oldschool no comply with his oldschool board


Highhh alley oop


While Steve is picking out his song to stick the nosegrind, Marcel is in the car pompin the new Eminem cd, alot of people there were real happy with it.


And that was it for today... too warm, too windy, i need sum food in my belleh!! let's grab some KFC son. PEACE!!

Pic of the day: