Ultimate Fashionboy HOOD SHIT SUNDAYS

All the way from Hardcore Skatestore to Malieveld skatepark to The Pool


We know how to do our research before we plan something.... (NOT) haha this was a bad Borat joke. But even before I knew what was going on, i was back home from my gf and i was on msn talking to homeboy Bobbi, he mentioned to go skate in The Hague (Den Haag). He didn't asked it cuz he wanted to skate, the muhfucker had to go to a skatestore to get a new deck and a couple of jeans. But who cares.. roadtrips are always fun. So i gathered around some locals (Steve, Miguel and Top) and decided to go see every park/spot/pool they have in The Hague.

Waiting in front of Top's house, he just ignores the ride fully and starts his dad's car. Damn lill pimp, tell me shit like that before... so we headback to KENZY to get some more locals for this trip. At KENZY pretty PRETTY Rick was skating, since y'all have no idea who rick is. I'll give you a sample of what he looks like.
Man i'm surrounded with pretty muhfuckers. Miggel got some competition maine, look at his handsome "I took a shower this morning" look. The kid is not just pretty, he skates pritty hard as well. I remember someone who won the kenzy grand opening competition. What we didn't tell him was the only reason he won was cuz we were all too fuckedup hahahahaha come on man. It's the grand opening of our own park son, we grant you sum too boy, don't worry.

He wasn't alone, he was with some kid we had never seen before... i had no idea who this dude was. And for everyone who knows me, y'all know how i ALWAYS start off with people. A lill too much ego boost hahahaha. What we didn't know is that this kid Rides for The Hundreds. Dude... For real?? Shiiit hook me up with some gear son. It's a small world after all and who knew that he would end up eating dinner at my place and knowing the people i know too (Charly)
Meet Bastiaan.
So damnnn we got 2 full cars and now it's time to leave. Thank god for the navigation that brought us straight to the Skateshop. The following pictured of Miggel might have a high sexiness so close your eyes and don't say i did not warn you.
I'm soo happy no-one on my crew rocks jeans SOOOO fugly :D ahahahaha.

And offcourse the 2 hotshots of the day have to show their pro-ness by adjusting teir boards AT a skateshop, how more cliche can you get it. Hahahaha just messing around ;)

Miggel's penis is THIISSSS big, with some Miami Ink artwork on it.

Nice graff outside the skateshop.

The first spot was the little miniramp at the beach, the mini is sooo sketchy and small, but we sure raped the lill bitch. Boys, not all the mini-pictures turned out great, and that's the faulth of the weather and not having a fisheye. I made a selection of the best pics and Sorry Bobbi, but i had to post em 2 pics of Miggel fo sho.

Bigspin-50-50


Bigspin-smith


A pretty Ollie


5-0 to fakie


K-flip


Invert haha look at Bastiaan's face

The boys were ripping hard at the miniramp, but as my job to observe i got some flashbacks of earlier trips were the guys skated their asses of at one spot and had no energy left to skate the main spots that i wanted to shoot. So as a partypooper i had to throw the towel in the ring and tell em i wanted to check the other spots. Luckely i know how to play it of real democratic so BOOYA!!! Off to MALIEVELD!!!!

Arriving at the park, i recognised some familiar faces. Well guess what!! Our homies from Rotterdam are skating here aswell. Always good to see some good people. For Michel, sorry i forgot to say Bye man hahahaha my bad.

Toppoman chillin in his OWN chair


This dude was going nuts with the bluntslides, i have no idea who this is btw.


Rudy: High ass ollie

This dude up next named "Mike" gets his 15 minutes of fame, i still owe him some pictures but this is a small beginning of it. BTW mike, you still owe me a Half cab flip back to back :D

K-flip back to back


Nollie bigspin back to back


Fakie 180 back to back


And offcourse the WTF??

Fly over Feeble


Hardflip back to back


The gnarliest hammer of the day, fucking Bobbi, Lion to tail in the cradle. He got mad props for this trick.

Too bad the cops ruined our party by almost giving me a ticket for parking at a no-parking zone hahaha. Luckely Toppoman saved my ass. Now i really didn't wanna be the partypooper so we had to go too the pool!!!

Moneyshot: Backtail

And the moneyshot of the day:

Bastiaan: Fakie pop 2 switch nose

Let's call it a day... everyone was done and was ready for some CHICKENNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Pic of the day:
Wolverinde dropped by for a sec. He was pissed as hell

Ultimate Fashionboy DUBATTACK @ Amsterdam June 19th, Oi

Friday 19th of June the shit is on fireeeee. Time for Oi again in Amsterdam Paradiso. The music genre "Dubstep" where it's origins are from London UK is taking over The Netherlands. Oi, the record keeper of the longest current Dubstep and Grime event in Amsterdam is gon blow our brains out of our damn skulls again. The first real Dubstep party we really experienced was a couple of months ago, also at Oi in the paradiso. It was sold the fuck out, 1500 people in what used to be a church going all crazy, chicks in the pit it was just too crazy.

Shiiit i remember i was one wet dog, the sweat was dripping off my face and where ever i looked people were going nuts. It's deff worth a try, if you never heard the music itself it's worth the experience, trust me. You know where you can find us the 19th. We'll be standing frontline jumping and pushing and being the craziest muhfuckers out there.

You'll see us, don't be scured to Holla!! PEACE!!!
Line up main room:
DJ Rusko Live! – Dub Police- uk
DJ Kromestar– Deep Medi uk
DJ Seven – Tempa uk
DJ Gomes aka G-Man – Oi! Records nl
DJ Brutuzz – Conflict nl
DJ Vader – Oi ! / DVS - uk
Hosts: Joker D & Drew
VJ: Lennert Visuals


Line up small room hosted by: DEF:INITION – Drum & Bass
DJ Loxy (Renegade Hardware)
DJ Inter (Sudden def)
DJ Adi-J (Bassground.com)
MC Joker D (Tempa/ Fabric London)
MC Don. Sky (Formsevents.com)
MC DMC (Star Warz /Icon)

All @ Paradiso Amsterdam Weteringschans 6 (Leidseplein)
Doors open 00.00 Entree 12,50, - Ex > tickets sale @ AUB, Postkantoren

Ultimate Fashionboy JUNE 20 SKATEFEST

Big D got involved with this "Activity for the hood arrangement thing" a couple of months ago and he started telling us shit like.. Yo i wanna organize a skatefest with our local Dj's playing tracks. You know the regular waking up in the morning day knowing that your gon have a nice NICE day with chillin, skating, beer, homies and chicks.

In the earlier posts i introduced y'all to Dj Chaiba and Dj Liemanatik. Well their gonna be our headliners of the day. Especially if they get used to the supplies and start doing some back to back shit (this is an subtile clue).

Big D took all the responsibilities on him, designed a flyers, called up all his homies to see who's down to come and to Dj. He did a nice job, although i almost got a fine last night with Miggel for doing NOTHING!! i still got Big Homies back and here is the damn flyer.

For the people who might notice it.. i shopped something! hahaha Big D felt real bad about the grammer fault he mad. Well no bad feeling cuz i have no idea who Dj Limona is son hahahaha.


Be there.... it's gon be nice. One thing that y'all need to know... we might be a lill fuckedup from the night before.. stay tuned why!!
PEACE!!

Ultimate Fashionboy TASTIC IMPORTANT!!!

Shit is finally getting of the ground. A couple of days ago me and my nigguh Tastic were chillin at school, making our daily reports what we always finish the last day. And all of a sudden i see this look on his face what is real rare, so he starts off by whispering in my ear "I have to show you something son" so my natural reaction was like.. fuck yeah!! you got some weed??

And then he showed it to me!!


Ok from now on.. it's real important to read and read carefully. If this thing goes like we have it all planned out. We gon have 5G's to get some hood recording supplies.
Mr Tastic got a e-mail from Paradiso that he is on the "Grote Prijs van Nederland" SHIIIT he got in.. This shit is hot yo, people are finally getting to hear his voice and what he has to say. And if you ask me, the only competition he has is Fotosynthese. "Grote Prijs van Nederland" is a rap competition what's going on every year. Some big names in the scene won this and their making GOOD money now. So this is an oppertunity that's just unbelievable. I think i'm even more excited that Tastic is about this. The future actions and impact of this is gon be MAJOR!! for real. I have alot of faith in it son.

This goes out to the boys!! we all know how to party and how we handle shit if we gon set a statement. Y'all know how we destroyed Jimmy Woo. We have to have our Bro's back.
Thursday 11th of June, in Den Bosch. He has to battle against 4 other rappers. What in my opinion is a piece of cake, the cheapest kinda cake you can get as well. Tastic's skills go beyond people's expectations. From day one when i met this kid i noticed he had something special going on, after chillin with him and getting to know him better, even sharing a bed together and roll with his hustle's i can say one thing. With the crew behind his back.... there is no stopping us.

I remember someone told me over the phone "Your friends ain't next level shit to qualify for De Grote Prijs" BULLSHIT!! in your muhfucking face bitch. What goes around comes around, and for everyone that ever doubted us or didn't listin to us. This is the first sign of TOO LATE suckers!!

KENZY!! i expect y'all t be there thursday. That is my least expectation! No jokes, no bullshit excuses. WE HAVE TO BE THERE COSTS WHAT COSTS. It's not just for Tastic it's for all of us!
1love PEACE!!

Ultimate Fashionboy late night session

Later that same night all the guys got all hyped-up and decided to orgy the quarterpipe. She got raped like a duck. We live in duck country and when the pairing season arrives shit hits the fan. If y'all didn't know... duck chicks get raped.. and hard!! That's their way of having sex.. i guess??
I have to tell you, the shit looks sooo horrible, i give you one hint... if you EVER see it happen, don't use your imagination.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Oke, enough about this dumb subject.
Quarterpipe-bitch time.


We have our own personal chick ducks as well, look at them drinking cheap beer





Yeah you see this real good son, it's an oldschool board. And noooo, he wasn't just trying it out, this is his ride. Don't hate... see if you can pull this shit of.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5-0 to fakie


Bs Smith

Who is this dude?????

Hahaha thnx mate ;)


Bs smith





He's holding the moon

This one goes out to Red... he noticed it from the beginning hahaha LINE UPPPPPPPPPP!!!
LINE UP BITCH!!!!! Peaceee
KENZY, btw for the waddy boys, y'all owe us some money son!!

Ultimate Fashionboy #9

A couple of days ago i hooked up with one of my boys from the far suburbs. He's a cool kid, still a youngbuck but he sure knows how to represent himself on such an early age. Not that 17 is young, when you turn 18 here you can go get your own stash at the coffeeshops, it's not like the states where you have to be 21 (haha). He took the ghetto-bus was here a half an hour later and the first thing he asks me is: Has anyone ollied the manny-box yet.... ehhhh not that i know of??
He was willing to try :D

For them people who have no idea who this kid is?? shiiiiiit who remembers the day when the fat kid "Jeffrey" went back home and brought with him his older brother and a couple of fucking dogs.Y'all remember the whole commotion back then?? if you were standing on right side of the park on the bank, you saw a whole army of lill kids heading towards the park. Shit looked lika a bad steven spielberg movie. Attack of the midget clones. Shit looked awful, the whole "veen" crew was send the fuck home, HOLLAAAA. Except for Menno, some other dude and Tim who stayd and deserved their respect.

Ollie over the box

Bs-flip

Hahaha big homie Jasper dropped by to join me with the photoshoot.
JUSTIN GETS HIS 15 MINUTES OF FAME!!!!

Back to the mennomannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Fiddy Fiddy

Nosegrind

Damn racoonboy noticed i wasn't shooting any of his damn trick.. so he pulled of something i have NEVER seen before.. he named it something like a Michael Jackson grind or sum like that..
I don't know son, but i know for damn sure his legs are getting real close to MJ.

Ultimate move

360flip

360flip

Dumbass storm, what was going through your head son?? kickflip soo easy?? hell no look at the damn distance boy!! if you read this... this is the exact reason why your heel is all fuckedup now haha. Although you didn't land it. You really earned your spot with this picture man.

At the end of the day, i had to give it up for this lil dude over here, Top allready told me. This kid learns so fast!! I had to see it with my own eyes first...

Ultimate Fashionboy Miggel's love

Now if your a dude, we all have one thing in common. Porn fucking rocks... see my homeboy Miggel is one of them people who enjoys life so f*cking hard. He knows like a champ where you can get em 0,5L cans of beer for the cheapest price. He even mentioned it just now before he left D's crib. Six 0,5L cans of Amstel for 2,80 euro's. (I'll keep it in mind for 2morrow son)


Look at his smile, isn't that a smile that makes you wonder, what the fuck is going through his head. WELL PEOPLE!! i got it all figured out. I know the one thing that Miggel loves more than he's precious beer nor his skateboard. Lady Gaga.

He always plays it of as a joke but we all know he gets a hard one from her. Miggel i promise you, if her smelly stripper ass showes up in holland, we stand together front line to shove some crappy 5 euro bills up her nasty string.

I came pass this song what gave me the inspiration to write this. Thnx for the inspiration bro :D.
PEACE

Ultimate Fashionboy how to make CRACK

I knew the internet was full of shit, but i had no idea there was a tutorial how to make crack.
Shit goes beyond my wildest fantasies hahahahahahahaha.

Watch and learn son.

Ultimate Fashionboy MOVIE TIME

We have the damn camera's now, all we need is some goodass camera's with a 700euro fisheye.
Who's down to sponsor us sum? Watch the movies and if you still ain't convinced... pffftt bitchassness. Hahaha

Oldschool windowsmoviemaker edited movies son, haha lucky me with my fashion mac.





Add em to your favourites, don't hate.
PEACE